Top 10 reasons I love being Preggo (not in any particular order of favorites)
- Being able to feel her kicking, doing summer saults and just flat out squirming made me feel like I was never alone. Especially cool when I could let someone feel or see the movements.
- Not feeling guilty for eating TWO breakfasts when we went out.
- There was a dramatic increase in my tips at the pub.
- It was a great reason to avoid men hitting on me at the pub (and despite the belly, they still did)
- My tea collection increased ten-fold.
- While working I always had people offer to carry heavy or even light items. And I rarely needed to change a keg!
- Having an exscuse to stay in bed until noon or spend the day reading.
- While most women would figuratively say they had nothing to wear, I literally had nothing to wear -- so I got to go shopping! Lots!
- Picking a name that is so important because you know it will be labeled to this being for the rest of their life!
- I had an actual reason to make sure I was healthier than I had ever been in my life.
Top 10 reasons I hated being pregnant!
- No coffee
- Not being able to test new beers or wines when we got new ones at the pub.
- Not being able to fit my regular clothes.
- Not being able to put on own my socks!
- Not being able to sleep on my back.
- Needing help just to get out of bed without pulling a muscle.
- Hearing the question "how are you feeling" every 10 minutes.
- Everyone and their extended relatives trying to offload their crap on you.
- Not being able to feel my ribs for 3 months.
- The final waiting game.. made worse by going overdue!
